How Many Words Did I Write Today? Day 1.

I'm going to try and write 1000 words a day (emails don't count) for the next week and will document progress here. I won't promise to show you all those words here (Are you kidding? No way!) but I promise you a word count.

You, dear readers (hi mum!), are holding the firecrackers under my chair. Light them as you will.

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Update: Do you know how long 1000 words is?? Make that 500. Between 500 and 1000.